TokBlocked

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When you're scrolling through your "for you page" on the clock app and you accidentally refresh the feed before you liked the video or followed the creator and now it is lost forever.

I saw this really funny video on the clock app about a dude with some ducks and a ski mask girl spitting shots into nana's mouth, but I was TokBlocked when I hit the back button instead of the home button when I was looking at the creator's profile.

TokBlocked by thebigr3ddog August 29, 2021

Words you can keep

talkblocked

The act of removing someone from your conversations and/or life by not updating them when you change your email or other social networking contact information. Also accomplished by defriending them on social networking sites.

Example:
Guy 1: Do your emails keep getting returned when you email Stacie?
Guy 2: Man, I think you got talkblocked.

talkblocked by thundersnow December 8, 2010

Related Words

Tok Blocked • talkblocked • Taxblocked • Tokeblocker • wokblocked • the blocked nose • Tok Block • Tok-Blocking

Tokeblocker

Someone that makes you laugh while toking- causing you to spew and cough out your beautiful billowing hit without getting it's full benefit.

Johnny: (Puff, Puff)
Rick: "Hey dude, I dreamed I fisted a unicorn last night"
Johnny: (Cough, Cough, Spew) "Shutup! You freakin Tokeblocker!"

Tokeblocker by HotBetty February 3, 2012

wokblocked

Similar to cock blocked, being wokblocked is when you stay up to late playing Call of Duty(CoD) or a similar game and the Asians, notoriously great video game players, half way around the word wake up to destroy your kill/death ratio.

Tom: "Oh, dude you just got totally wokblocked"
Jack: "Yea man, I think it's time to go to bed."

wokblocked by Thewirechecker August 24, 2010

Tok Blocked

The act of disrupting and otherwise ruining your child's repeated attempts to record TikTok videos 24 hrs a day.

I just tok blocked her by throwing out a peace sign in front of the camera everytime she was about to finish her video

Tok Blocked by Reyalp411 May 28, 2019

Taxblocked

When you try to buy something but you're less than one dollar short because of tax. (Same thing as cockblocked but with tax instead of cock.)

I was trying to buy something earlier and I got fucking taxblocked. That pisses me off!

Taxblocked by Doodles is Hung October 25, 2019

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026