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When a girl is finishing off a guy and he yanks it back and spins the hanging jizz around in circles while hitting her in the face with the dangling cum.
So, i totally gave this girl a whirly last night
by the deconstructionalizer March 26, 2010
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when one girl really wants to screw the quarterback but her friend ruins it by saying something that makes him want to mingle elsewhere.
What the hell julie?! you totally just twotblocked me!
by the deconstructionalizer March 26, 2010
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