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A Torta
An overweight Hispanic women who typically wears black leggings, hoops, wife beater, and Nike sandals. Breakfast for them usually consists of hot Cheetos and a mango Arizona and also they tend to say “foo” a lot.
A Torta by Torta Hunter May 29, 2019
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tortla • torta • tortle • Torta pounder • tortabilly • TORtanic • Tortato • Tortling • Tortola • toatlam
Ah yes, torta!
An attempt to sound both intellectual and as though you already knew something you most certainly did not. Usually this is in regards to something which had nothing to do with the current situation.
This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.
This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.
*as a family eats a Thanksgiving dinner*
"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"
*awkward silence*
"You mean a torta?"
"Ah yes, torta!"
"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"
*awkward silence*
"You mean a torta?"
"Ah yes, torta!"
Ah yes, torta! by Rickity Cricket October 23, 2009
Beat up torta
Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.
Beat up torta by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009
Tortola
The biggest and best island in the British Virgin Islands. Not in the USVI but close.Place to swim surf and just chillax.They also have great slang (See in example). Home of Bomba's Shack etc.
Tortola by Bvislander November 26, 2006
Tootla Whoa
"So I saw this cute girl once but I didn't have anything to say to her. I wanted to strike up a conversation so I said Tootla Whoa. I've never talked to her ever since."
Tootla Whoa by ShampooHat April 17, 2008
Tortatious
Tortatious by Shawn D Dawg February 3, 2012
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