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This is a term for a cheap guy, someone who doesn't like spending money.
Michael is such a Tortola, he never pays for anything.
Tortola by younggravy123456789 March 7, 2022
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Tontolaba 

Persona de poca inteligencia. Insulto.

Apócope de "tonto del haba". Expresión proviniente de la tradición de comer un roscón el 6 de enero. El roscón estaba relleno, además de su relleno comestible, con dos objetos: un rey y una haba. Al que le tocaba la haba al comer su trozo, tendría la obligación de pagarlo.
-Mira ese tío intentando echar una carrera con un león.
- ¡Qué tontolaba!
Tontolaba by Mindblower May 15, 2015

Tortolla 

another word for penis in central america, usually a big one.
Do you like my tortolla?

A mi me gusta la tortolla

Johnny tiene una tortolla bien grandota!
Tortolla by Poly the big sloth March 14, 2009

totolapi 

A person that fights for u and one of your favorite crazy people and has your back through thick and thin
Deyanna is my totolapi we fight together
totolapi by ct.mamii February 28, 2015

Tortolini 

A slang term for a womans vagina, like everything else.
Nigel is eating some tortolini right now.
Tortolini by Greggoryistheman October 16, 2008
HOLY SHIT!!! It's a cyclops, of the non x-men variety.....
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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