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moosey tortie 

i was pegging my boyfriend and he moosey tortied from his Hershey highway all over my face
i was pegging my boyfriend and he moosey tortied from his Hershey highway all over my face
moosey tortie by Mooseytortie October 10, 2023
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Tortilla Chip Tits 

You want some sour cream on those tortilla chip tits?

hurricane tortilla 

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)
"Hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla"
A goat women that loves jokes from the game undertale. In the game she is basicly your mom, SO DONT KILL HER!!..and she might give you a butterscotch pie.
"Would you like some pie my child?"
/Real quot from game/Toriel
Toriel by Sugarcookie161 May 25, 2016
SHORT DEFINITION

An anthropomorphic Nubian goat with long eyelashes, a pure white fur coat, and a long purple dress with the Delta Rune symbol upon it.

FULL DEFINITION

Toriel is a Nubian goat who has long eyelashes, droopy ears, fangs, and a purple dress with the Delta Rune upon it. She appears in the game UNDERTALE. Toriel cares for previously 7 humans, not including Frisk. Toriel enjoys puns and baking pies. She will often refer to the protagonist as "my child." She has previously married Asgore, but divorced him as he waged war against humanity.
"Toriel is my goat mom."
Toriel by DeltaDefination January 31, 2017

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can
person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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