tortie

A random word that is most commonly used after saying "suck a ______." it is a slight insult. teehee.

FUCK YOU! GO SUCK A TORTIE!
YOU PISS ME OFF GO SUCK A TORTIE!!!

tortie by SEXYBITCH123456789987654321 January 23, 2010

moosey tortie 

i was pegging my boyfriend and he moosey tortied from his Hershey highway all over my face

i was pegging my boyfriend and he moosey tortied from his Hershey highway all over my face

moosey tortie by Mooseytortie October 10, 2023

Tortilla Chip Tits 

Flat triangular saggy tits 🍕 🍕

You want some sour cream on those tortilla chip tits?

Tortilla Chip Tits by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

hurricane tortilla 

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)

"Hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla"

hurricane tortilla by Oh_my_spagehteo January 9, 2018

Toriel 

A goat women that loves jokes from the game undertale. In the game she is basicly your mom, SO DONT KILL HER!!..and she might give you a butterscotch pie.

"Would you like some pie my child?"
/Real quot from game/Toriel

Toriel by Sugarcookie161 May 25, 2016

Toriel 

SHORT DEFINITION

An anthropomorphic Nubian goat with long eyelashes, a pure white fur coat, and a long purple dress with the Delta Rune symbol upon it.

FULL DEFINITION

Toriel is a Nubian goat who has long eyelashes, droopy ears, fangs, and a purple dress with the Delta Rune upon it. She appears in the game UNDERTALE. Toriel cares for previously 7 humans, not including Frisk. Toriel enjoys puns and baking pies. She will often refer to the protagonist as "my child." She has previously married Asgore, but divorced him as he waged war against humanity.

"Toriel is my goat mom."

Toriel by DeltaDefination January 31, 2017

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023