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Tortiesta 

Its like a party in a tortilla shell.
"I was going down on this mexican chick last night, It was like eating a Tortiesta.
Tortiesta by jackinlikean00b October 9, 2014
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turtlestach 

inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.
Doug kicked Steve's ass for giving him a turtlestach lastnight.
turtlestach by naughty noel June 20, 2009

totestalatarianism 

the act of dominating a person or persons via the phrase totes
Two people employing totestalatarianism in everyday speech:

A: Yo, I'm totes starving. I could totes eat a horse right now.
B: Yeah, totes feel you man. I'm totes hungry too.
A: I totes know this totes pimp place we could eat.
B: We should totes hit it up then.
A: Totes.
B: Totes.
totestalatarianism by Jessica EL April 16, 2008
A smaller version of a Torta, usually a girl that has a few extra pounds on her.
Josie used to be thicc, but after she got into a relationship, she’s becoming a Tortita!
Tortita by -unknown_guy- August 16, 2021
Tortitameans I love you You’re my errrrrthhhang you my booty call you’re my go to you’re my Bonnie and Clyde
You look like a whole tortita

Tortitallaly 

gives like a foodie sensation whilst saying the word which connotes to a sarcastic comment or maybe not even sarcastic but it mainly combines the foodie effect and the whole quantifying effect together to create this “tortillaly” effect ygm
That saucy meal was so tortitallaly, just like a bit of Dylan
Tortitallaly by Mohammad Iqbal April 21, 2022
what you usually name as Tortilla. It's not a tortilla at all, it's a TORTITA. Used in food wrapping,Mexican food especially
I want to have tacos for dinner. So I'll have to buy tortitas.
tortita by HamishFrankie October 20, 2006
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