torsta 

Torsta is a Highschool in sweden where you send the simpletons to

Friend 1: Look at that dude he's clearly from Torsta
Friend 2: Disgusting

torsta by Dille Barn November 13, 2019

A Torta 

An overweight Hispanic women who typically wears black leggings, hoops, wife beater, and Nike sandals. Breakfast for them usually consists of hot Cheetos and a mango Arizona and also they tend to say “foo” a lot.

“The club was full of tortas tonight” or “Chris wifed up a torta”.

A Torta by Torta Hunter May 29, 2019

Toastarianism 

Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.

The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.

The Holy Toaster with wings is the symbol of Toastarianism.

Toastarianism by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019

Torita 

Beautiful, intelligent, a rare species.

Great in bed. very sexy and feisty

The perfect woman.

"I wish i was a Torita."

Torita by 3wesa November 2, 2008

Nada Tostada 

-There is nothing going on over here on my side of town.
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-Bro, what are you up to?
-Nada Tostada Homie!

Nada Tostada by Sel-Block August 22, 2015

Ah yes, torta! 

An attempt to sound both intellectual and as though you already knew something you most certainly did not. Usually this is in regards to something which had nothing to do with the current situation.

This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.

*as a family eats a Thanksgiving dinner*

"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"

*awkward silence*

"You mean a torta?"

"Ah yes, torta!"

Ah yes, torta! by Rickity Cricket October 23, 2009

Torsades de Balls 

a.k.a. Testicular Torsion: A painful twisting of the testicles that is usually caused by trauma but can also occur spontaneous. If left untreated can lead to partial or total death of the testicle or testicle(s). Term is used by Paramedics rooting from the medical term "Torsades de Pointes" which is unrelated to the testicles meaning: a twisting heart rhythm commonly called "Polymorphic Ventricular Tachycardia".

"man this kid is in pain after falling on a balance beam, now he's got Torsades de Balls"!

Torsades de Balls by donkeypunchmedic September 22, 2011