A term used between two friends whose combined
IQ is roughly 47 — essentially two halves of the same idiot. Not quite the dumbest two
people on
Earth, but they’
re definitely in the running if the current champions ever
die. Their
loyalty, however, is unmatched.
From the outside, the friendship may resemble two apes throwing shit at each other, but internally it represents the highest form of brotherhood.
Activities with your Toasta include, but are not limited to:
Deleting irresponsible quantities of beer, hyping each other up for catastrophically bad decisions, hitting on women purely for the love of
the game, drunkenly debating stupid ideas that somehow become real projects, gas lighting women, drunk cooking absolute bangers, and approaching
3/10s you’d never sleep with but somehow end up cracking anyway.
Additional activities may include keeping the couch from floating away, chili-
dog-afying a guy’s car, screaming “Bob Saget!” downtown at 3 a.m., and generally behaving in a way that makes observers believe they are witnessing two malfunctioning zoo apes that escaped supervision.
