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simpletons by Lockmare August 29, 2021
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Secret Simpletons Society
1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.
dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.
dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?
dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.
definition 2.
urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.
dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?
dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.
definition 2.
urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
Secret Simpletons Society by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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Simpering simpleton by CharlESee June 28, 2022
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