tornament

A sports-athletes gathering where everyone plays so hard dat dey get huge rips in their uniforms.

I learned sewing as a young child, and now I make extra money by attending every tornament in da country, and offering to sew up da players' uniforms whenever they get damaged.

tornament by QuacksO June 19, 2021

Wood Ornament 

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

-or-

Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

Wood Ornament by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011

Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.

John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

christmas ornament 

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

christmas ornament by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009

dick ornament 

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

dick ornament by Silence March 26, 2003

blumpkin tournament 

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.

Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.

blumpkin tournament by cracka_ass_cracka January 17, 2011

Unreal Tournament 2004 

The newest version of Unreal Tournament. Its an awesome FPS.

#1:Lets play Unreal Tournament.
#2:Unreal Tournament 2004 right?
#1:Ya its better than the first.

Unreal Tournament 2004 by 474r1 June 12, 2004