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torkeling 

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."
She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.
torkeling by Luke64 July 24, 2008

Clown Turkerson 

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level
Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson

Torgerson 

The act of making a fist in one hand, leaving the other hand open, and hitting them together. This mocks the looks and sounds of masterbating. Usually done under solid surface (such as a table or desk) while sitting.
"It was so funny, Billy started doing a torgerson under his desk and everyone in class joined in. The sub got so angry!"
Torgerson by TKnowledge October 2, 2016

tokerson 

To smoke marijuana. Presumably out of a bong.
"Let's go have a tokerson."
tokerson by Mikessss January 10, 2007
When a person has a foreskin on their head.
Dad: Nice turkelton!
Son: I'd like to think so.
Turkelton by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008

turbelsonitosis 

A condition where your hears are extremly cold, the only cure is thighs of a thick thighed woman around your head
john:hey man i just got turbelsonitosis
martin:shit did ur gf take care of u with her thighs
john:yeah i spent the whole night wrapped in them
turbelsonitosis by darkyyyyyy February 16, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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