torkelson 

When a wife milks her husband’s prostate to the point of ejaculation.

Hey Meesh let’s Torkelson tonight!

torkelson by Dizz1e May 12, 2018

torkeling 

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."

She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.

torkeling by Luke64 July 24, 2008

Clown Turkerson 

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level

Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson

Clown Turkerson by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020

Torgerson 

The act of making a fist in one hand, leaving the other hand open, and hitting them together. This mocks the looks and sounds of masterbating. Usually done under solid surface (such as a table or desk) while sitting.

"It was so funny, Billy started doing a torgerson under his desk and everyone in class joined in. The sub got so angry!"

Torgerson by TKnowledge October 2, 2016

tokerson 

To smoke marijuana. Presumably out of a bong.

"Let's go have a tokerson."

tokerson by Mikessss January 10, 2007

Turkelton

When a person has a foreskin on their head.

Dad: Nice turkelton!
Son: I'd like to think so.

Turkelton by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008

turbelsonitosis 

A condition where your ears get so cold you might actually go deaf and die, the only cure is the thighs of a thick legged woman around your head.

I got turbelsonitosis man
shit are u taking care of it
yeah i got this goth chick whose thighs i sleep in

turbelsonitosis by darkyyyyyy February 16, 2021