upmost 

Something idiots say when they mean to say, "utmost".

I have the upmost respect for Scientologists.

upmost by Flucka November 19, 2014

upmost 

what smart people say instead of utmost. ut is not a word. you are stupid.

“i have the upmost respect for your mother”

upmost by ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha January 1, 2022

upmost quality 

when something is propa bo

that is of the upmost quality

upmost quality by MrW June 5, 2005

Upmost Dankity Dank 

1. Of the highest quality; usually involving weed or paraphernalia, i.e. blunts, bleezies, bongs, pipes, vapes, herb, etc.
2. Of the highest level; usually describing as to how high one is.
3. P.o.s. used as an adjective, to describe something/someone, as being of the best quality; the most respected.

1. "Man, this shit is of the upmost dankity dank."
"I know nigga."

2. "Shit son I'm at the upmost dankity dank."
"Word up nigga."

3. "Yo man yo car is of the upmost dankity dank."
"Shit! I only roll in ma Bentleys G."

Upmost Dankity Dank by mkyfckndbtchs January 27, 2010

The Upmost and Personal Bits

When you doing the upmost and personal bits. Doing anything in your power to do the fucking most in life. When you don’t you lose out. Be a god, do bits.

Yo man been up to much today?

You know me bro, just the upmost and personal bits.

Oh man I can believe it, I’ve been doing bits too.

The Upmost and Personal Bits by PUSSYMAGNET1002 March 23, 2020

uphostery 

A type of material only craig is allowed to clean, usually found under the nut sack of another mans balls

Craig lifted up the ball sack to clean the uphostery

uphostery by Craigdildo March 14, 2022

utmost 

Most extreme, greatest, best.

People commonly mispronounce the word utmost, saying upmost.

I need the utmost quality out of these speakers I'm willing to spend thousands.

"This is the most upmost quality gum I've ever had"
"wait did you just say upmost ? Don't you mean utmost lol dumbass"

utmost by Petty Crimes January 16, 2014