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The act of making a fist in one hand, leaving the other hand open, and hitting them together. This mocks the looks and sounds of masterbating. Usually done under solid surface (such as a table or desk) while sitting.

"It was so funny, Billy started doing a torgerson under his desk and everyone in class joined in. The sub got so angry!"

Torgerson by TKnowledge October 2, 2016

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Todgersnaffler

A pubescent teen girl who tends to grab at male genetalia and squeeze, much in the same way that teenage boys often begin to squeeze teen girls bums as they wrestle with their hormones.

Watch out guys here comes the todgersnaffler.

Todgersnaffler by Thunderballs13 February 23, 2010

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Clown Turkerson

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level

Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson

Clown Turkerson by Clown Turkerson July 24, 2020

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torkelson

When a wife milks her husband’s prostate to the point of ejaculation.

Hey Meesh let’s Torkelson tonight!

torkelson by Dizz1e May 12, 2018

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Storm Thorgerson

One of the best album cover designers of all time. Designed almost every one of Pink Floyd's album covers, notably Dark Side of the Moon and Wish You Were Here, among countless covers for other bands like Muse, The Offspring, The Cranberries, and YES, to name a few. Known for his subtle distortion of reality and use of wide open space in his work.

Person A: Pink Floyd's album covers are pretty fucking trippy, who designed them?

Person B: Storm Thorgerson designed almost all of them.

Storm Thorgerson by bdawk20fan July 9, 2010

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Dahn Turgenson

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.

Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.

Dahn Turgenson by Dahn April 14, 2008

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tokerson

To smoke marijuana. Presumably out of a bong.

"Let's go have a tokerson."

tokerson by Mikessss January 10, 2007

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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