torculent 

the feeling of being nervous and excited at the same time

Going on Urban Dictionary makes me torculent: it's amazing how people can write these words, but scares me wondering what's going on in their minds

torculent by Aphex Pony April 18, 2014

turmulent 

A portmanteau of the words turbulent and turmoil.

"My life has been rather turmulent lately."
"That was a turmulent situation! I didn't think that bank robber would ever leave."

turmulent by schwerpunk May 1, 2010

turbulent

an adjective used to describe something that is crazy, cool or both.

thats pretty turbulent!!!!!

turbulent by sepoo lover April 18, 2006

emotionally turbulent

Emotionally all over the fucking place and it’s just non-stop

Maddie: Yo Shelly is so emotionally turbulent from the shit she is getting into

emotionally turbulent by madlhs16 December 28, 2017

turdulent 

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.

His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

turdulent by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

porculent

Fat, rotund, obese, etc. Derives from a combination of corpulent and porcine. Applies to people, pets, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

"Wow, that guinea pig is porculent. Quit feeding it so many pellets."

porculent by spinningtabletop February 8, 2009

Truculent Harry Plopper 

A particularly difficult bowel movement.

James came out of the bathroom after 30 minutes wiping the sweat from his brow, and when asked what took so long, he replied, "Had myself a truculent Harry Plopper!"

Wanderlust script, Episode 1:

We were going to Dublin, visit some friends, we're on the plane, and he says he needs to piss and he's gone for what feels like an eternity.
So I'm thinking, you know, either he's working his way through a particularly truculent Harry Plopper.

Truculent Harry Plopper by TruculentPug December 10, 2018