A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.
A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.
The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.