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torche

n. obese dirty woman v. to wipe ass. adj. something powerful
n. Sarah n'est qu'une torche.
v. Je me torche.
adj. Wow, ça torche en crisse!
by Dominator May 6, 2004
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Torchbearing

The action of when one simultaneously smokes a cigarette and a spliff.
Rio: that guy's brave, he's been torchbearing all night.
Ieuan: of course, it gives you a cracking buzz.
by Mental Father July 1, 2019
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table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers
by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
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Asshole Torching

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."
by DICK burn November 16, 2016
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torch and pitchfork crowd

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.
Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;
by Euripedes October 8, 2008
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Toledo Torch

To apply pepper spray to one's penis before engaging in sexual intercourse.

**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.
Brittany was being a royal bitch so I slipped her the ol' Toledo Torch.
by Budeucey January 25, 2015
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torchwood

Torchwood is a tv show based on the popular British series Doctor Who.

Also if you take all the words from Doctor Who you can spell Torchwood
D O C T O R W H O

D O C O R W H O-----T
D O C R W H O-----TO
D O C W H O-----TOR
D O W H O-----TORC
D O W O-----TORCH
D O O-----TORCH W
D O -----TORCH WO
D -----TORCH WOO

TORCHWOOD!
by James Fitzgerald December 15, 2008
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