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toploader 

The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.
Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!
toploader by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010
toplinson, louis tomlinson obviously topping his husband harry styles. the powerful, dominant king topping his sweet husband (:
larrie 1: harry tops cause he’s taller and bigger!
larrie 2: no, height doesn’t matter, louis obviously tops
*larrie 1 researches*
larrie 1: you’re right, louis tops. toplinson supremacy.
toplinson by niallhoranslefthand(; February 19, 2021

louis toplinson 

larrie #1: look he’s such a top like louis toplinson

larrie #2: they kinda share that really

topless snowbirds 

This term refers to those Canadian women who sojourn in Southern Florida, losing their bikini tops and inhibitions along the way for the duration.
Since she was so far away from Hamilton, Françoise indulged in a few mai tais and joined the ranks of the topless snowbirds. She mused, "Maybe a little fling with one of the cute guys by the pool." Florida is a nice place where what happens in Florida, stays in Florida. No back-home consequences!
topless snowbirds by Françoise December 1, 2007
A state of nirvana. Achieved by women; enjoyed by men.
Topless by Mr. Son of a Gun May 24, 2004
A person not wearing anything on the top half of their body. Usually refered to females who are showing their breasts.
OMG, Veronica has got such great tits. I love National Go Topless Australia Day!
Topless by Ewokie January 14, 2004