Definitions by Ewokie

nerd 

One who thinks there is a difference between a computer geek and computer nerd

Kris thought he was a cool nerd, because he uses his computer to mainly download porn and be a hax0r!
He didnt think he was one of the geeks, who use their computer for messageboards.
(the point is, they are all the same)

nerd by Ewokie October 15, 2006

Topless 

A person not wearing anything on the top half of their body. Usually refered to females who are showing their breasts.

OMG, Veronica has got such great tits. I love National Go Topless Australia Day!

Topless by Ewokie January 14, 2004

God 

The father, the almightly, maker of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen.
Lord Jesus christ only son of the father, through him all things were made, for us men and for our salvation he came down from heaven. He died for the forgivness of our sins. He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand side of the father. God for God, light from light, true God from true God, begotten not made of one being with the father. Through him all things are made. He looks to the resurection of the dead and the life of the world to come again.

God is Lord, the father, the almighty

God by Ewokie January 14, 2004

ewokie 

An individual who surpasses all others on the internet. They demonstrate cool wit, superious intelect as above all loads of charm.

Look at that person. He is an Ewokie
(not to be confused with Ewok from Star Wars)

ewokie by ewokie January 7, 2004