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The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.
Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!
by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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The act of defecating in the tank of a toilet. Also known as an upper decker.
I left them a top loader on my last day at the office.
by joshua September 29, 2003
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n/ A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.
p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.
I swear to never be, roll or not beat the living crap out of a toploader.
by I August 16, 2004
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when some one rolls a joint to pass round and puts all the weed at the top so he gets most off it to them self.also known as a rackley
tonys such a top loader putting all the weed at his end
by antonio ranklif January 21, 2010
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somebody who puts all the weed/cannabis in there end of the spliff/joint
You tight arse you've toploaded the spliff
by Dicko December 09, 2004
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A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.

*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*

Commonly seen in nightclubs
"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."
by BlGBUCK August 05, 2009
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