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tophatter 

A tophatter is someone who takes a crap and jerks off at the same time.
JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.
tophatter by Grant Hand February 6, 2005
Words you can keep
A person who is obsessed with Take That, and can't help it. Almost at stalker level.
Person One: 'I love that band Take That, like loads!'
Person Two: 'Oh my god, me too. I'm obsessed with them'
Person One: 'Same, we're such thatters'
Thatter by AmyBarlow December 3, 2009
A violent ear shattering sound that leaves the listener in a state of panic. Their heart races, they begin to drip sweat and they may even defecate themselves. The sound is to be of the equilivant of a Helicopter crash. Like the one at the University of Indiana Pennsylvania.
As i was sitting in my dorm-room last week, i was almost deafened by a thatter. It so happened that this thatter was caused by helicopter crash a little bit down from campus. G4 must have been drinking that evening. After the Thatter, i had to go to the bathroom and change my shorts.
Thatter by collegedropout123 May 30, 2011

topwater craw daddy

Something often yelled while preparing for a fishing trip that will probably suck.
"Topwater craw daddy!" Logan yelled before boarding the canoe for yet another sucky fishing trip.

Tophatted 

To be hit round the head rather hard with a tophat.
Liam has just tophatted you.
Tophatted by TheTophattedOne October 26, 2011
A girl who sucks good dick and does it for cheap.
You see that girl over there named Karen she a topmaster
topmaster by Johnathan Guzman January 10, 2018
A girl who gives the best top for a cheap price
You see that girl name Karen she a topmaster
topmaster by Johnathan Guzman January 10, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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