tophatter

A tophatter is someone who takes a crap and jerks off at the same time.

JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.

by Grant Hand February 6, 2005

Thatter

A person who is obsessed with Take That, and can't help it. Almost at stalker level.

Person One: 'I love that band Take That, like loads!'
Person Two: 'Oh my god, me too. I'm obsessed with them'
Person One: 'Same, we're such thatters'

by AmyBarlow December 3, 2009

Thatter

A violent ear shattering sound that leaves the listener in a state of panic. Their heart races, they begin to drip sweat and they may even defecate themselves. The sound is to be of the equilivant of a Helicopter crash. Like the one at the University of Indiana Pennsylvania.

As i was sitting in my dorm-room last week, i was almost deafened by a thatter. It so happened that this thatter was caused by helicopter crash a little bit down from campus. G4 must have been drinking that evening. After the Thatter, i had to go to the bathroom and change my shorts.

by collegedropout123 May 30, 2011

topwater craw daddy

Something often yelled while preparing for a fishing trip that will probably suck.

"Topwater craw daddy!" Logan yelled before boarding the canoe for yet another sucky fishing trip.

by mitchthugdaddy July 31, 2009

Tophatted

To be hit round the head rather hard with a tophat.

Liam has just tophatted you.

by TheTophattedOne October 26, 2011

topmaster

A girl who sucks good dick and does it for cheap.

You see that girl over there named Karen she a topmaster

by Johnathan Guzman January 10, 2018

topmaster

A girl who gives the best top for a cheap price

You see that girl name Karen she a topmaster

by Johnathan Guzman January 10, 2018