Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia.
"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.
"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.
by Ash Conman January 8, 2005
an uncircumcised penis. Looking at the penis head on (no pun intended) it looks like a penis with a tophat on.
by MStache April 3, 2012
A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic faggy crap, it is actually very nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!
"dude! the kid was wearing a coo' tophat!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"
by Furreh hugs June 2, 2009
Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.
by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011
A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.
In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.
by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 7, 2014
by Mark Thompson June 7, 2003
When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
by notnops January 13, 2008