Thatter

A person who is obsessed with Take That, and can't help it. Almost at stalker level.

Person One: 'I love that band Take That, like loads!'
Person Two: 'Oh my god, me too. I'm obsessed with them'
Person One: 'Same, we're such thatters'

by AmyBarlow December 3, 2009

Thatter

A violent ear shattering sound that leaves the listener in a state of panic. Their heart races, they begin to drip sweat and they may even defecate themselves. The sound is to be of the equilivant of a Helicopter crash. Like the one at the University of Indiana Pennsylvania.

As i was sitting in my dorm-room last week, i was almost deafened by a thatter. It so happened that this thatter was caused by helicopter crash a little bit down from campus. G4 must have been drinking that evening. After the Thatter, i had to go to the bathroom and change my shorts.

by collegedropout123 May 30, 2011

Twatter

What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.

Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

twatterism

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Twattery

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.

Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.

by Stonecutters March 5, 2016

Twatter

A pejorative word employed by intelligent individuals to describe Twitter, a contemporary sickness enveloping the universe at alarming rates. Those with Twatter in their lexicons have made a pledge to shun the micro blogging site, for they have actual lives imbued with experiences and enjoyments in real time with real people. Those who patronize Twitter with sickening regularity are often repulsed and deeply offended by Twatter references, claiming that 140 characters can change the world, "giving everybody a voice." It's a crock of shit of course, and like a leaking meat wallet, the only thing this technology represents is an opportunity for fucktards to demonstrate just how much they stink.

Trevor: "Did you see John's tweet last night about his date with Berta?"
Dave: "Yea, that guy is a raging douche nozzle. He's always on Twatter talking about himself and all his problems."

by Othercrisp Chalkr December 28, 2013

twattermelon

Very similar to a gunt, a pronounced bulge starting at the belt or rim of the pants, with the crotch area of the pants protruding outwards, creating a disgusting melon shape. Again, not quite a gut, not quite a cunt.

A gunt causes tremendous wardrobe problems. If she is not careful, she's going to give herself a twattermelon.

That is repulsive.

by Revchu May 1, 2006