topel
"Goodness, I do believe that was Topel back there!"
"Well, by all means, let's follow him..."
"Yeah..."
"Well, by all means, let's follow him..."
"Yeah..."
topel by Dan Maeskee March 13, 2008
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Topel basement
Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.
Topel basement by Doc McGuinne September 6, 2023
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Lily topel
The BEST and MOST GORGEOUS hottest person to exist in this entire planet. There are no words to better describe a human like her. She is the most lovable person existing in this human era.
Lily topel by speevs2cool December 20, 2023
toploader
The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.
Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!
toploader by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010
toplinson
toplinson, louis tomlinson obviously topping his husband harry styles. the powerful, dominant king topping his sweet husband (:
larrie 1: harry tops cause he’s taller and bigger!
larrie 2: no, height doesn’t matter, louis obviously tops
*larrie 1 researches*
larrie 1: you’re right, louis tops. toplinson supremacy.
larrie 2: no, height doesn’t matter, louis obviously tops
*larrie 1 researches*
larrie 1: you’re right, louis tops. toplinson supremacy.
toplinson by niallhoranslefthand(; February 19, 2021
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louis toplinson by Eden-grace x June 3, 2020
topplehi
1. That look that your girlfriend's dad gives you when you meet him for the first time; esp. effective when used looking over the shoulder of your girlfriend as she hugs him.
2. A cockblocking stare.
2. A cockblocking stare.
At fist I was excited to meet Kelly's family for the first time, and they all seemed nice, but as soon as her dad gave me the topplehi over her shoulder, I knew that the next two hours would be rough. What a cockbocking son of a bitch.
topplehi by Oodles and oodles of noodles! September 26, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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