Topal

If you mental retarded you are Topal. Every kind of Mental Illness is called Topal in the Streets of Germany.

This guy is very Topal.

by Capilla May 12, 2007

Topal

If you get fucked in your asshole from many guys at the same time you've been TOPAL

Today I TOPAL my girlfriend.

Ceyhun have been TOPALed last week.

by Capilla June 4, 2007

Topal

A hazardous substance which react dangerously with knowledge. You shouldn't place it close to books, tv or internet.

Father:Jimmy! I told you to put this Topal not on the Books!

by RMCF July 19, 2007

Topal

another word for a backside infection

"oh man, i forget to wash my ass, now it's covered in Topal"

by RMCF January 31, 2008

Topal

A thing from another world. The last two letters A - L, like ALien, it's mysterious. It seems it came from the planet Dormagen. However it can't be destroyed. If you see such a Topal, you better run.

Oh my God, it's here! The Topal!! Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

by RMCF January 30, 2008

Topal Fart

Is the fart that leaves the brown stain on your tighty whities.

In the 80s Topal toothpaste had a commercial where a man blew cigarette smoke through a cheesecloth leaving a brown stain. This stain was eerily similar to the stain left on your drawers by a good solid case of flatulence. Uh, oh...I just had a Topal Fart.

by rodee39 January 10, 2009

Şimal Topal

Şimal Topal is one of the baddest bitches you'll ever meet. She may look innocent on the outside, but one sweep and swift kick to the face she will knock you the fuck out.
Also, she doesnt need to throw hands to kill you, just one arrow and a bow and you won't even see it coming.

If you are ever around simal there is no chance you'll be bored and she will probably scream and laugh alot.

PS she has that fattyyyyyyy.....

Dogukan: Bro, I'm friends with Şimal Topal.

Other people: Holy shit dawg, u a lucky mf.

by Doğkeğn November 3, 2022