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top shag 

When a man or a woman are heavily capable of issuing the most incredible sex you will ever receive. 'Top shag' is a title only appointed to those who have a reputation of being the utmost best in the sack. E.g. Nathan 'top shag' Smith was the best shag I've ever had!
Oh my good lord, that boy was a top shag!
top shag by wigley worm June 3, 2014
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Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

top shagger 

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to shag
friend: who do you think is a top shagger?

me: ah definitely that WillNE guy
top shagger by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018

Top Shagger 

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.
Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.
Top Shagger by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018

top shagger 

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to fuck

usually one of the lads
friend: who do you think is a top shagger

me: ah definitely that WillNE bloke i heard he’s even shagged stephen tries
top shagger by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018

Top Shagger 

The person within a set of friends who comes away from a holiday having shagged (fucked) the most amount of people. British slang.
..And this holiday's Top Shagger award goes to Mary with eight shags in seven days, impressive work Mary.
Top Shagger by The True Chinman August 3, 2011

top shagger 

top shagger is a person who has a lot of intecourse. they probably have aids.
person: oou is tim shagging ellie?
you: yeah, he's top shagger
person: huh?
you: even though it may be good, you'll get aids.
top shagger by uqlie January 31, 2019
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