toolyer 

a tool of multiple uses

i need a toolyer

toolyer by toolyer March 18, 2022

toolery

to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.

Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."

toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012

Mark Toolberg

Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.

Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.

Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.

Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.

Mark Toolberg by otmazletov February 12, 2013

Five-Tooler 

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.

What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt

Five-Tooler by H2thaD May 21, 2009

Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

Toolery by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

Tooler

Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.

"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."

Tooler by PoliSci88 April 2, 2009

Toolterriann 

A cool chick who knows her way with or a pro at using vibrators or any hand or power tools

That Treasa is a real toolterriann

Toolterriann by James Wazenya October 3, 2017