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Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"
Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."
Laurence: "Such toolery"
Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."
toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012
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toolyer • tooler • Toolery • TOOLBERRY • toolerific • toolerman • Toolterriann • Five-Tooler • Mark Toolberg • Red-Tooler
Mark Toolberg
Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.
Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.
Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.
Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.
Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.
Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.
Mark Toolberg by otmazletov February 12, 2013
Five-Tooler
In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.
A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.
A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.
What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?
Yea son... and breakfast
Damn! So, what's the verdict?
Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt
Yea son... and breakfast
Damn! So, what's the verdict?
Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt
Five-Tooler by H2thaD May 21, 2009
Toolery
Toolery by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009
Toolterriann
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