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Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.
"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."
Tooler by PoliSci88 April 2, 2009
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someone who is extremely aggravating or a pre teen!!!
wats that tooler doing?
tooler by katotool April 23, 2007
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A person overly reliant on their tools. Someone applying learned formulas rather than actually understanding their craft.
I should have hired a graphic designer not a Photoshop tooler.
tooler by GlowNGR January 3, 2020
A tooler is what you call a tool who uses the word tool
Hey look at that tool! his long nike socks arent even real ones like mine!

Wow dude your a tooler...
Tooler by wehttam16 October 21, 2010
A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.
The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'
tooler by the beast February 25, 2004

Five-Tooler 

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.
What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt
Five-Tooler by H2thaD May 21, 2009

Red-Tooler 

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."
Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler
Red-Tooler by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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