toolpr
defined as a super intense fight that only short people can win
also defined as 2 young amazing girls that are best friends
also defined as 2 young amazing girls that are best friends
toolpr by Camille&Tori November 13, 2011
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Toolpush
The manager of a service or drilling rig. Can be found mostly in the doghouse stayin dry when its raining. Stain cool when its hot. Ensures all maintenance, supplies and operations running smoothly. They are always right even when their wrong. Expects 100% out of his guys at all times. Can also be found babysitting most if not all people on lease. Keeps dummy roughnecks from puttin their fingers where they wouldn't put their dick. Most people hate em, its lonely at the top suckas.
" Fuck my toolpush is a dick. He expects me to show up AND work, wtf?"
" That motherfucker only has a grade 8 and he makes 6 figures? Must be a toolpush"
" That motherfucker only has a grade 8 and he makes 6 figures? Must be a toolpush"
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toolery
Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"
Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."
Laurence: "Such toolery"
Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."
toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012
Toolurist
A tourist who attempts, but fails, to blend with the people of the city they are visiting.
Faking you're from a city that you're not from just won't work.
Faking you're from a city that you're not from just won't work.
See that guy with the cowboy hat? I just heard him speak, and he's got a Jersey accent. What a toolurist.
Toolurist by Minimcbeef June 26, 2010
Five-Tooler
In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.
A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.
A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.
What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?
Yea son... and breakfast
Damn! So, what's the verdict?
Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt
Yea son... and breakfast
Damn! So, what's the verdict?
Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt
Five-Tooler by H2thaD May 21, 2009
Toolery
Toolery by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009
toolpusher
The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.
toolpusher by Ian May 4, 2004
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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