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(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.
Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?

Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
Toolage by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011
Music.

What the word "tunage" should actually be.

Singular "Tools"
"Hey man! Did you bring some toolage for the drive?"
"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."

Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large

When your so god damn too fucking bored you end up breaking Urban dictionary and end up getting this on your screen.
Guy 1: I just got this message on my screen when typing qeqtyhreuyvyasujicdfvdsucaijxoscndbvhsnciamxc smcdkmvemkv cmsdfk vfb vbndfdnfbndfkmbkdmkdfgkmbgkdmfgkdmgkdmkgmfa,sfsf,sofodg,sof,sfoofofofd *whatever.* it says: Bad Message 431 reason: Request Header Fields Too Large
Guy 2: oh... you're so bored you broke it!
Dumba vershn ov a tool lolzy *g*
"ur a toolage!!!111!1!!"
toolage by Lezzeh January 5, 2005

413 Request Entity Too Large 

What I saw after trying to type the longest definition ever
"i wanna make the longest eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee definition"

*typing copy and paste for like 20 minutes*

"413 Request Entity Too Large"
"nginx"

toolarred 

look at that fuck wit wearing the toolarred shirt
toolarred by jm0069 September 29, 2009