Toeched

To be touched by toes, clean, dirty or infected.

Dad, he toeched me, his toes have so much fungus.

by BearClaw83 March 11, 2024

get u touched

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 7, 2019

torched

an extreme state of well being after extended periods of marijuana injestion.

stoner #1 man i was so high last night
stoner #2 yeah man we were torched

by mik3 jon3s September 13, 2005

teched off

A state of annoyance produced by other people's tactless use of technology.

I was so teched off when I saw Ben texting as I told him about my brother's upcoming operation.

We got teched off when those morons sitting next to us at the coffee shop were both making cellphone calls and talking ridiculously loudly.

The professor was teched off when she discovered most her students were gchatting during her lectures.

by Doe Ray July 30, 2009

Little bit touched

used to describe someone who is not quite right in the head

Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo

Person 2: So?

Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man

Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he

by J-Banger July 29, 2009

your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you

Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose

by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011