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Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes
tonker toy by mitch00uk April 4, 2015
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Tallahassee Tinker Toy
A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.
Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.
Tallahassee Tinker Toy by cesiophile August 28, 2014
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tallahasee tinker toy by paul barman May 2, 2006
Tinker Toy
Nickname given to the Temco TT-1 Pinto, A jet-powered training aircraft that served the U.S. Navy and Air Force for a very short time during the 1950s. Modified versions of this aircraft with a larger engine and expanded fuel capacity in civilian hands, however are prized possesions and considered the ultimate aerial sports car.
Tinker Toy by JonathanChance September 30, 2003
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tinker toys by AutisticPsycho October 17, 2004
Smokin' Tinker Toys
A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.
The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.
The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.
Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”
Smokin' Tinker Toys by GiordanoB June 16, 2018
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