Legos

The thing you should NEVER, EVER step on before you scream and cry in agony and irony.

Fred: steps on Legos
*his eye sockets slowly move out of place from the irony*

by MyBigFatBoobs April 01, 2020

Legos

Small and colorful plastic bricks that can connect to each other to build structures of all sizes. Often used by children, but some adults can take them up as a hobby.

Legos have an unintentional use though. They work as landmines to those who are barefoot.

Guy 1: Ouch! Damn it!!!!!

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: Fucking Timmy's Legos are all over the floor.

Guy 2: Sounds like someone is getting a beating after soccer.

by edp386 August 19, 2010

Legos

Small plastic building blocks that hurt like a bitch when you step on them.

”Damn Legos!!”

by GrapeTurtle December 18, 2012

Legos

The little fuckers that you step on and it feels like labor.

OH SHIT! LEGOS GOD DAMN IT I RATHER BE IN LABOR THEN THIS!

by FuckersLegosPreg May 29, 2018

Legos

Another word for weed, or someone who has weed on them. It can also be someone who is hiding his stash of weed into a lego box where no body will check or even suspect it would be there.

Damn, did you see Johnny's lego stash? That shit is dank.

Yo, you got the legos from the kid from school?

by mrlegomaster14 April 01, 2011

Legos

A noun used as a coverup for pr0n, since parents have grown to see pr0n as porn! Also, it is wise to not use it around seven-year old's.

Matt:"Hey man, did you bring the legos?"
Mom:"Ohh, that's so nice, you boys plaing with legos!"
Aaron:"Yep, we're gonna' make some real big towers tonight!"

by Aaron Deaton May 22, 2007

Legos

Legos are the reincarnation of the devil. They hurt like hell.

Legos
person1.Ow i stepped on a lego
Person2. that must hurt like hell

Legos are the reincarnation of the devil. They hurt like

hell Legos

by Uterusyeeturus December 14, 2018