tinkertoy 

To be very hungover from drinking the night before.

I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.

tinkertoy by exitflagger May 6, 2008

Tallahassee Tinkertoy 

When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.

"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."

Tallahassee Tinkertoy by ihateleftovers September 20, 2009

Tinkertot Town 

When you're hanging out with your friends and a bunch of little kids come around and ruin the fun. Usually to annoy you and piss you off.

Man...it's like Tinkertot Town around here. When did all these kids get here?

Tinkertot Town by mcniggleston December 30, 2010

Tallahassee Tinker Toy 

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.

My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.

Tallahassee Tinker Toy by cesiophile August 28, 2014

Tinkertrain-syndrome 

MrTinkertrain is a user on IRC who cannot be identified by any other users on the network but knows who everyone else is.(exception to Admin and higher staff)
This causes 'Tinkertrain-syndrome'

Tinkertrain-syndrome: An IRC virus/infection which effects the curiosity of the victem(s).
Early warning signs of Tinkertrain-syndrome include denial, slight hate and mild begrudging curiosity.
The full blown Tinkertrain-syndrome infection/virus leads to insanity, voilent rage, rage /quit's and excessive pm's begging/pleading to find out the persons identity.


This can be adapted to other nicknames and other users on any network. The first case of this infection/virus was named after the first user not able to be identified.

MrTinkertrain is the original to the Nevitus IRC server. His true identity is still unknown.
Many have fallen in the quest to find it out... God rest their souls.

Warning logs are from the original MrTinkertrain users are advised to read with caution.
(Victems names have been changed)

Public chat example:

*MrTinkertrain joins #lobby
<MrTinkertrain> Hey 'real name of user1' and hey 'real name of user2'
<user1> Hi, who are you?
<user2> Yeah who are?
<MrTinkertrain> A friend.
<user1> No seriously who are you and how do you know my name?
<user1> Does anyone know who MrTinkertrain is?
<user2> No but he knows us....
**user2 cries


Pm example:

<user1> Who are you MrTinkertrain ?
<MrTinkertrain> I'm sorry i have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> Give me a clue?
<MrTinkertrain> No, sorry.
<user1> But you know who -I- am.
<MrTinkertrain> Yes i do.
<user1> So tell me who you are?
<MrTinkertrain> Like i said, I have no wish to reveal my true identity.
<user1> You're user2 arn't you? I knew it!
<MrTinkertrain> You're incorrect.

- 5 mins of silence pass-

<user1> FUCKING TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!
<user1> YOU FUCKING DICK !
<user1> FUCK YOU I DONT CARE ANYMORE

This conversation will repeat over and over again. The user become more and more curious leading to irrational behaviour and other symptoms thus catching Tinkertrain-syndrome.

Tinkertrain-syndrome by N\Bandit. March 27, 2009

Mr. Tinkertrain 

A known pedophile who has molested several children, especialy young girls around 8-13 years old.

"I can't believe they’re letting a Mr. Tinkertrain move into our neighborhood."

Mr. Tinkertrain by N$ September 9, 2006

tallahasee tinker toy 

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.

I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy

tallahasee tinker toy by paul barman May 2, 2006