tinkertoy

To be very hungover from drinking the night before.

I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.

by exitflagger May 06, 2008

Tallahassee Tinkertoy

When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.

"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."

by ihateleftovers September 20, 2009