tonker

n. The male genitalia; penis

"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"

by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006

tonker

noun
A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
(the term "gay" or "homosexual" can be used to describe both males and females but "tonker" is strictly male)

"As the election nears, the debate over tonker and lesbian marriage is a popular issue."

"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"

by smoothsailing August 29, 2012

Tonker

Total idiot/Muppet in world of tanks

Oh we got a tonker here.

by ! Mehrunes_Dagon ! January 6, 2021

tonker toy

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

Tonker Bong

a bad ass bitch

jessica is a total tonker bong

by gorlssss February 11, 2019

swonke tonker

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.

1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.

by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014

honker tonker

a girls behind. this part is used to seduce a man.

damn that honker tonker is turning me on!

by honky123456789 October 16, 2008