tonkee

dy/dx

is that 'tonkee'?
yea, he's such a 'dy/dx'

by yoahncd December 5, 2023

Tonee

Massive greek cunt who can deadlift 800 kilos and benchpress 4 tons. Lives in the tunnels of the Australian metro train subways. He eats 72,000 calories a day which converts into 20kg of muscle mass from each rep.

Daily meal plan
breakfast - 3kg of steak with a raw turkey and protein shake
Snack - steriod injection
Dinner - 2 buckets of protein powder, 50 kilos of raw chicken

Mike: Woah! look at that man over there, he's benching 4 tons!
Jerry: No shit bro, that's Tonee!

by Mike810927301023 June 11, 2018

Tonke

a lovely girl with an amazing personality. smaller in size, with great music taste. also, incredibly sexy. and an amazing friend.

we love Tonke.

by klaprose October 8, 2019

tonker

n. The male genitalia; penis

"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"

by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006

tonker toy

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

tonked

To be soundly beaten, especially in sports.

Man City got tonked by Chelsea last night! 4-0? Ouch!

by ColinZeal August 7, 2006

honkey tonked

Wasted check hee hawed

rumplemints, check rumplemints
we drank rumplemints last night and got honkey tonked

by CB mccoy June 26, 2008