tonkey 

A Scouse (Liverpool, England)slang word for condom, first made popular in the early 1970s. Probably introduced via sailors (Lpool being a port) and tangentially related to the word: honkey-tonk. You can look up that one yourself.

"Eh, Steve Quinn has robbed a tonkey off 'is brother and thinks ee's dead 'ard."

tonkey by Oscar Plankton III October 21, 2004

Tonkey 

noun; slang word for the female vagina.

Jay lil crack richie: "damn, my tonkey got really merked last night."

Looo rida dicrec: "it's TONKEY TIMEEEEE!!!"

Julianna Kahjeffers: "I just had the freshest tonkey shave...feel it."

Nicole TwanDuffy: "I need a new vibrator for my tonkey."

Cara Wankaripoli: "Where's the tonkey?"

Pop princess mel moritz: "What's a tonkey?"

Ashley Beastbowas: "My fucking tonkey is a muthafuckin BEAST."

Tonkey by Pop Princess Mel June 17, 2008

Tonkey 

a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff OR goes by the name of will Jackson..cause he is a stupid faggot...

Me: Hey look its tonkey!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!

Tonkey by The Idiot Savant April 27, 2004

Tonkey 

A Tonkey is a poodle who takes a bath in chocolate pudding for 45 minutes each day while watching SpongeBob.

I am giving my poodle a Tonkey.

Tonkey by Jwhite December 16, 2013

Tonkey's Law 

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.

Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."

Tonkey's Law by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016

tinkey tonkey 

another word for urinating ; or used when calling someone a tinkey tonkeyhead

1) hold on you guys I have to go tinkey tonkey
2) shut up you tinkey tonkey head

tinkey tonkey by J Laa July 11, 2006

tonky bubble 

The name given to a large, sometimes painful buildup of intestinal gas that can accumulate during anal sex while the sphincter is plugged. Historically reserved for the "doe" half of homosexual male couples but in modern times has been applied to gaseous females as well.

Dude, I was all up in this one chick's pipe last night and it was so great, but the then she blapped this nasty tonky bubble and ruined everything.

tonky bubble by Power-Dandy March 23, 2011