Let's go I'm a two ton slayer
Let's go I'm a two ton slayer by Daniel - CFO November 18, 2020
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Gentleman's Ton
Gentleman's Ton by Lord Gott March 29, 2013
Two Ton Toddler’s
Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
Two Ton Toddler’s by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024
a Baker's Shit ton
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013
Word of the Day on March 16, 2016
ten ton shit
A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.
ten ton shit by Overell1338 October 27, 2008
Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana
Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana
--A "BIG" Oh My God, in Greek...
--Heaven Help Us All, in Greek
Sah-Tah-Nah
Satana = Satan, Devil
Panagia = Mary, Mother of God
--A "BIG" Oh My God, in Greek...
--Heaven Help Us All, in Greek
Sah-Tah-Nah
Satana = Satan, Devil
Panagia = Mary, Mother of God
Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana by blthrskt April 24, 2009
The won-ton soup
The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.
When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.
The won-ton soup by Ling bi Ho ching January 1, 2012
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