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Gentleman's Ton 

120 sterling, or 120 pounds.

Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.
Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash
Gentleman's Ton by Lord Gott March 29, 2013

Two Ton Toddler’s 

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013
Word of the Day on March 16, 2016

ten ton shit

A massive shit. So ferocious that even god himself is scared of pushing one of these out his cheeks.
OMG garry! I just had the biggest ten ton shit in my life! and now my ass looks like a black hole!
ten ton shit by Overell1338 October 27, 2008

Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana 

Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

--A "BIG" Oh My God, in Greek...
--Heaven Help Us All, in Greek
Sah-Tah-Nah

Satana = Satan, Devil

Panagia = Mary, Mother of God
Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

The won-ton soup 

The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.
When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.