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tomphonery 

Useing the phone to call someone about an annoying e-mail you just sent them
Marty likes to send stupid e-mails to Louie and then calls Louie to laugh at it, this is such tomphonery
tomphonery by Dead Sexy April 3, 2008
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Tomcoonery 

When coons engage in Tomfoolery. Coon in the context refers to a black person who is ignorant to white discrimination and unknowingly suffers with self hatred.
1) Tyrone and Jamal are spotted hollering at some white chicks at the mall and they keep dissing black women while they all have a good laugh.

Janelle: Look at those two negroes over there acting like fools over white pussy.
Tanya: I am sick and tired of those two and their tomcoonery

2) Everything Diamond and Silk do on twitter. 100% tomcoonery.
Tomcoonery by LOLLmFAOJK September 21, 2019

tomcoonery 

The act of doing something low rent and trifling.
Look at the tomcoonery going on with those spinning neon rims!
tomcoonery by QBi11y January 13, 2011

tampoonery 

1) the act of being a stuck up cunt. 2) a place to go and purchase vagina products.
Dude, my girlfriend is being such a douchebag. I'm through with her tampoonery.

Velma, I found a new tampoonery in Soho. They have great products.
tampoonery by nuetron November 27, 2020

Tomfoonery 

Tyler Schmidt doing a no good goofalicious activity causing a ruckus
Tyler was a real tomfoonery yesteryear
Tomfoonery by OleCanoli May 1, 2023

Tomgoonery 

For when someone is committing tomfoolery and are also being a goon and at the same
Stop committing tomgoonery Gerald or ill stab your baby
Tomgoonery by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Tomgoonery

A compound word of tomfoolery and gooning or goonery. It refers to silly antics that involve some sort of gooner like activity, such as making inappropriate jokes, or sexually fawning over someone or something.
"Poor Jill. Stuck between John and Jack's tomgoonery."

"What are you two doing?"
"Just some tomgoonery"
Tomgoonery by Mr Lunk of America November 7, 2025
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