Urban Dictionary: Definitions by nuetron

tampoonery

1) the act of being a stuck up cunt. 2) a place to go and purchase vagina products.

Dude, my girlfriend is being such a douchebag. I'm through with her tampoonery.

Velma, I found a new tampoonery in Soho. They have great products.

tampoonery by nuetron November 27, 2020

The outer lip region of a woman's vaginal area.

I was going down on my girlfriend and her flappy monster seemed to quiver.

flappy monster by nuetron November 27, 2020

The external lips of a woman's vagina.

Her flappy monster really opened up when I went down on her.

flappy monster by nuetron November 27, 2020