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tomedy

Akin to comedy but isn't funny at all
Fred did a Tomedy routine, nobody laughed.
by MildMax November 11, 2020
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Tomedd

When a smol green cinnamon roll and an angry alchoholic fall in love, which creates TomEdd/EddTom. AKA the best thing to exist.
I have problems. I love TomEdd so much. It's so cute it's going to kill me.
by IAmASailingShip June 6, 2018
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tomeddyitis

The inability to remember plays, complete lay-ups/happiness, spell words over three leters long, and maintain a non-hairy corn hole. Usually referred to in the sport of basketball.
My tomeddyitis is uncontrollable today. I've missed 44 lay-ups, and I haven't remembered a thing.
by Concerned Friend November 14, 2004
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tomedian

a term that has absolutley no meaning. most commonly used to piss off fags that don't know what the word means.
can also be shortened to just tom
dude 1: that tomedian over there doesn't know what the word means
dude 2: i know what a fucking tomedian
dude 1: that tom's dick is like a centimeter long
tomedian: Hey Guys!
Dude 1 and 2: shut the fuck up douche bag
by i'mcurrentlyinyourmother March 17, 2010
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You’ve been Tomed

An unexpected incident happens from the Tom Holland. (not Felton….)
Your sleeping in your maggot sheets, when u wake up to find the one and only Tomathy Holland breathing and staring at you. He leans over and whispers in your elbow, “you’ve been Tomed.”
by tom holland’s toes January 12, 2022
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Jake Tomey

absolute whopper of a cock, hell of a guy. absolute bad bitch. goes around stealing everybody's girl. don't like Jake? he'll knock you out
god damn lisa just left me for that stud Jake Tomey
by Bigdaddy89 November 27, 2018
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Tomed

When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

Not good
You got tomed on that...
by Tom December 31, 2004
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