tomedy 

Akin to comedy but isn't funny at all

Fred did a Tomedy routine, nobody laughed.

tomedy by MildMax November 11, 2020

Tomedd 

When a smol green cinnamon roll and an angry alchoholic fall in love, which creates TomEdd/EddTom. AKA the best thing to exist.

I have problems. I love TomEdd so much. It's so cute it's going to kill me.

Tomedd by IAmASailingShip June 6, 2018

tomeddyitis

The inability to remember plays, complete lay-ups/happiness, spell words over three leters long, and maintain a non-hairy corn hole. Usually referred to in the sport of basketball.

My tomeddyitis is uncontrollable today. I've missed 44 lay-ups, and I haven't remembered a thing.

tomeddyitis by Concerned Friend November 14, 2004

tomedian 

a term that has absolutley no meaning. most commonly used to piss off fags that don't know what the word means.
can also be shortened to just tom

dude 1: that tomedian over there doesn't know what the word means
dude 2: i know what a fucking tomedian
dude 1: that tom's dick is like a centimeter long
tomedian: Hey Guys!
Dude 1 and 2: shut the fuck up douche bag

tomedian by i'mcurrentlyinyourmother March 17, 2010

You’ve been Tomed

An unexpected incident happens from the Tom Holland. (not Felton….)

Your sleeping in your maggot sheets, when u wake up to find the one and only Tomathy Holland breathing and staring at you. He leans over and whispers in your elbow, “you’ve been Tomed.”

You’ve been Tomed by tom holland’s toes January 12, 2022

Jake Tomey 

absolute whopper of a cock, hell of a guy. absolute bad bitch. goes around stealing everybody's girl. don't like Jake? he'll knock you out

god damn lisa just left me for that stud Jake Tomey

Jake Tomey by Bigdaddy89 November 27, 2018

Tomed 

When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

Not good

You got tomed on that...

Tomed by Tom December 31, 2004