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A Dumbass last name for some dumbass people.
“Hey what’s your last name”?

“Tomeny”

EW GET AWAY FROM ME”!
Tomeny by Not A Tomeny August 3, 2022
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Jake Tomey 

absolute whopper of a cock, hell of a guy. absolute bad bitch. goes around stealing everybody's girl. don't like Jake? he'll knock you out
god damn lisa just left me for that stud Jake Tomey
Jake Tomey by Bigdaddy89 November 27, 2018
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Akin to comedy but isn't funny at all
Fred did a Tomedy routine, nobody laughed.
tomedy by MildMax November 11, 2020

Tomenting 

Tomatoes are dangerous and you can torment people with them this process is refereed to as tomenting
Bob was tomenting steven with the tomato
Tomenting by Bob123532 February 26, 2018

Tomentos 

A random dude of your friends who is also called the meme lord.
He likes to send you back random short words (rarely even long words) but in reverse.
He also likes to sneak in 🅱️s or even replaces complete letters with them.
But he‘s never using both methods in the same word.
Normal dude: Fuck off I have things to do.
Tomentos: I won‘t ffo kcuf. I will send you 🅱️emes all day long.
Normal dude: You‘re such a fucking Tomentos.
Tomentos: I‘m not gnikcuf cause I can‘t 🅱️et laid 😪.
Normal dude: I fucking wonder why.
Tomentos by Tomentos September 3, 2018
Tomey’s are always playing fortnite, every Tomey has a last name that starts with the letter S and ends with the letter L. He is usually an asshole with straight hair and has barely any balls but can still get some girls considering his deficiencies. Tomey loves smoking up so if u gotta bowl he will gladly smoke it with you.
Let’s smoke a few bowls like tomey’s.
Tomey by Penelope gang October 22, 2018
toenya is what you say when you don’t know what else to say and want the other person to know it!
person 1: hi
person 2: hey
person 1: toenya!
person 2: same lol
toenya by definitionunknow May 8, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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