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Jake Tomey 

absolute whopper of a cock, hell of a guy. absolute bad bitch. goes around stealing everybody's girl. don't like Jake? he'll knock you out
god damn lisa just left me for that stud Jake Tomey
Jake Tomey by Bigdaddy89 November 27, 2018
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Akin to comedy but isn't funny at all
Fred did a Tomedy routine, nobody laughed.
tomedy by MildMax November 11, 2020

Tomenting 

Tomatoes are dangerous and you can torment people with them this process is refereed to as tomenting
Bob was tomenting steven with the tomato
Tomenting by Bob123532 February 26, 2018

Tomentos 

A random dude of your friends who is also called the meme lord.
He likes to send you back random short words (rarely even long words) but in reverse.
He also likes to sneak in 🅱️s or even replaces complete letters with them.
But he‘s never using both methods in the same word.
Normal dude: Fuck off I have things to do.
Tomentos: I won‘t ffo kcuf. I will send you 🅱️emes all day long.
Normal dude: You‘re such a fucking Tomentos.
Tomentos: I‘m not gnikcuf cause I can‘t 🅱️et laid 😪.
Normal dude: I fucking wonder why.
Tomentos by Tomentos September 3, 2018
Tomey’s are always playing fortnite, every Tomey has a last name that starts with the letter S and ends with the letter L. He is usually an asshole with straight hair and has barely any balls but can still get some girls considering his deficiencies. Tomey loves smoking up so if u gotta bowl he will gladly smoke it with you.
Let’s smoke a few bowls like tomey’s.
Tomey by Penelope gang October 22, 2018
toenya is what you say when you don’t know what else to say and want the other person to know it!
person 1: hi
person 2: hey
person 1: toenya!
person 2: same lol
toenya by definitionunknow May 8, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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