Tomedd
When a smol green cinnamon roll and an angry alchoholic fall in love, which creates TomEdd/EddTom. AKA the best thing to exist.
Tomedd by IAmASailingShip June 6, 2018
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tomeddyitis
The inability to remember plays, complete lay-ups/happiness, spell words over three leters long, and maintain a non-hairy corn hole. Usually referred to in the sport of basketball.
tomeddyitis by Concerned Friend November 14, 2004
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tomedian
a term that has absolutley no meaning. most commonly used to piss off fags that don't know what the word means.
can also be shortened to just tom
can also be shortened to just tom
dude 1: that tomedian over there doesn't know what the word means
dude 2: i know what a fucking tomedian
dude 1: that tom's dick is like a centimeter long
tomedian: Hey Guys!
Dude 1 and 2: shut the fuck up douche bag
dude 2: i know what a fucking tomedian
dude 1: that tom's dick is like a centimeter long
tomedian: Hey Guys!
Dude 1 and 2: shut the fuck up douche bag
tomedian by i'mcurrentlyinyourmother March 17, 2010
You’ve been Tomed
Your sleeping in your maggot sheets, when u wake up to find the one and only Tomathy Holland breathing and staring at you. He leans over and whispers in your elbow, “you’ve been Tomed.”
You’ve been Tomed by tom holland’s toes January 12, 2022
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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