Tomey

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Tomey’s are always playing fortnite, every Tomey has a last name that starts with the letter S and ends with the letter L. He is usually an asshole with straight hair and has barely any balls but can still get some girls considering his deficiencies. Tomey loves smoking up so if u gotta bowl he will gladly smoke it with you.

Let’s smoke a few bowls like tomey’s.

Tomey by Penelope gang October 22, 2018

Words you can keep

Jake Tomey

absolute whopper of a cock, hell of a guy. absolute bad bitch. goes around stealing everybody's girl. don't like Jake? he'll knock you out

god damn lisa just left me for that stud Jake Tomey

Jake Tomey by Bigdaddy89 November 27, 2018

Related Words

Tomey • Jake Tomey • To me you are you • tome • tobey • Tomer • toey • tomek • tobey maguire • toley

Tommy McMurtry

A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.

"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"

Tommy McMurtry by InsectUncle June 2, 2019

tommy mcmurtry

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.

Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

tommy mcmurtry by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019

Tommy McMurtry

Synonymous to pumpkin sexual.

Hey I heard you were experimenting with pumpkins?

Nah I'm fully committed to being a Tommy McMurtry!

Tommy McMurtry by Arishoks June 3, 2019

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch)

TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.

Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) February 21, 2021

Tomer moment

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid

Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...

Tomer moment by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026