Tomed

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When one is screwed over or put in an undesireable situation. Derived from Tom who was tomed in November of 2003.

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You got tomed on that...

Tomed by Tom December 31, 2004

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Tomed

One who feels sorry for themself
and lashes out at every thing else.

I can take resposibility, so I'll just tom on some one

Tomed by Cide3 January 14, 2005

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Tomed

Getting stuff without paying even though you owe money. Basically stealing.

Can I get the money for the pizza? No your getting tomed!

Tomed by balesci1 February 24, 2019

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Tomed

Primarily a baltimore term, for an early morning tongue lashing. Usually escalating quickly, over minor issues.

Wow that general contractor really tomed us during the morning meeting

Tomed by Den_dalk February 21, 2023

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You’ve been Tomed

An unexpected incident happens from the Tom Holland. (not Felton….)

Your sleeping in your maggot sheets, when u wake up to find the one and only Tomathy Holland breathing and staring at you. He leans over and whispers in your elbow, “you’ve been Tomed.”

You’ve been Tomed by tom holland’s toes January 12, 2022

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Tomer moment

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid

Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...

Tomer moment by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021

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Toledo Raspberry

When one sex partner cums in the anus of the other participant. Then that person spreads his/her ass cheeks and proceeds to spray fart a combination of poo and semen in the ejaculators face.

"Damn Tony, that was the best Toledo raspberry. It looks like I have freckles"

Toledo Raspberry by Don Keedic April 27, 2014

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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