tointment 

Literally: Tit Ointment. Derogatory term used to emasculated males trying to be a pussy/homo/jimmy

I have to go home, I need to douche and put on tointment. I am a homo.

tointment by Jesse Seitel March 29, 2008

Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

Ointment Nurse by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018

Sacred Ointment 

The Ointment Chris Sabat likes to apply during his casting couches

Stephanie: No Chris! Keep your Sacred Ointment away from me!

Sacred Ointment by Anime Boobies September 8, 2019

a fly in the ointment 

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.

There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!

a fly in the ointment by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

taintention 

When one's taint receives sexual attention.

Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.

Taintention is AWESOME.

Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.

Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.

taintention by Sean Bry July 25, 2007

Bointment 

Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.

Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”

Bointment by Ploomer August 27, 2020

Ointment and pee 

What old people smell like

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

Ointment and pee by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018