A weapon,found in pairs attached to the upper torso of a woman.When used to full effect by a well experienced 'Titty Master' the pair of 'Tits' can grip and squeeze a male penis so hard that it will burst.
(2 blokes in a pub) Bloody ell mate, last night in the bath with me bird, she were givin me a soapy, and she pushed em together like and i exploded all in er face.
by pobby December 16, 2003
Get the Titmug. a seductive part of the female body that men are aroused by. they are very succulant and fun to play with.
by Alex November 9, 2003
Get the Titmug. (noun) One of two bags of mammary tissue found on the chest of women
(adj) An extremely stupid person
(adj) An extremely stupid person
by buggerit July 19, 2003
Get the Titmug. one of two mammory glands located in the upper chest region of females.
When played with during sexual intercourse, it tends to highten the excitement of the female.
Derives from Teat.
When played with during sexual intercourse, it tends to highten the excitement of the female.
Derives from Teat.
by me October 17, 2003
Get the Titmug. 
1: Know what, my girlfriend has some big tits.
2: "Do you know these tits, 'arold?"
"I've seen a lot of tits in my life, guv'nah, but none quite as stupid as these two."
2: "Do you know these tits, 'arold?"
"I've seen a lot of tits in my life, guv'nah, but none quite as stupid as these two."
by MX January 2, 2007
Get the Titmug.