Ointmented

Refers to when someone has a injury and then applies ointment 🥺🐥

I had a cut on my big toes so I cleaned and ointmented it

by Butfirstcofi November 1, 2020

Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018

Sacred Ointment

The Ointment Chris Sabat likes to apply during his casting couches

Stephanie: No Chris! Keep your Sacred Ointment away from me!

by Anime Boobies September 8, 2019

a fly in the ointment

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.

There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Ointment and pee

What old people smell like

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

nose ointment

A nose ointment is a person who noses from ther window & then goes and tells other people what they presume has happened.. Which ends up as Chinese Whispers..

Oh my god look at that Nose ointment , you can see them behind there blinds/curtains Looking Nosey so& So...

by Thebody66 May 15, 2016

ointment

An old person. Senior Citizen, or elderly individual. Applied, but not limited to, those ages 60 or older. Durived from Teen Girl Squad by Strongbad.

"Mister Pitters wishes he was a teen girl, but he's really just an ointment."

by Astrodisiac August 13, 2006