An ointment containing cannabis ingredients or cannabidiol properties used for pain relief of joints. Note: You can't get high off of this kind of ointment, even if you put it in a joint and smoke it.
by CAHybbie February 3, 2018
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Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”
Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018
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by Anime Boobies September 8, 2019
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There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021
Get the a fly in the ointment mug.Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.
Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”
by Ploomer August 27, 2020
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by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018
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