Skip to main content

Mointment

The moist-ointment produced by a women’s moot.
“I’m so horny, Mointment is running down my leg” and “Be careful not to slip in my Mointment”
by Pruney fingers January 25, 2023
mugGet the Mointment mug.

Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018
mugGet the Ointment Nurse mug.

1500 Monument

A commercial center located on Monument Blvd in Concord, California used by Sureño gang members for selling drugs and weapons.
Ex. 1

Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.”

Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020

Ex. 2

Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter RFN!

Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served!

Lil Neto: Isn't that the strip mall with the Chinese restaurant that serves that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup?

Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there at The Box!
by FAIMnatic October 6, 2020
mugGet the 1500 Monument mug.

Monumentus

When something is so amazingly awesome that no other word could possibly describe it other than this...
Stoner Surfie 1: Woahh dude, that wave was fuckin' gnarly....

Stoner Surfie 2: No dude, no (shakes head)... It was freakin monumentus!!!

Stoner Surfie 1: Duuuude, up high (they both high five and fall over under the stuper of their junked-up frenzy...)
by Mr Junty September 30, 2009
mugGet the Monumentus mug.

Sacred Ointment

The Ointment Chris Sabat likes to apply during his casting couches
Stephanie: No Chris! Keep your Sacred Ointment away from me!
by Anime Boobies September 8, 2019
mugGet the Sacred Ointment mug.

a fly in the ointment

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.
There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021
mugGet the a fly in the ointment mug.

Monumental Cock

Monumental Cock is when your cock is so erect it stands like a monument. It stands so high and hard.
I didnt want to say anything but Pat has a Monumental Cock.
by umessinwitdawronguy July 26, 2010
mugGet the Monumental Cock mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email