tofurky 

A wonderous creation. It is a vaguely meat-like soy product...and some damn fine eatin!

Pass the tofurky guys. Man, I'm so glad our CLIQUE had this vegan dinner party.

tofurky by Tracy Krafter December 28, 2005

tofurky 

a tofu turkey otherwise known as crap sometimes covered with tocranberries..

wow that tofurky looks like a sculped piece of shit...

tofurky by dark cow November 26, 2003

Tofurkey 

When a person bowls 3 spares in a row in a bowling game. It's kind of like getting Turkey in bowling, but not as good. Similar to how Tofurkey is kind of like eating a Turkey, but not as good.

Guy 1: "Yo dude check it out!"
Guy 2: "Check what out? You only got a spare"
Guy1: "Yeah but that's 3 in a row, I got a Tofurkey"
Guy2: "Yeah well do it with strikes, than that'll be something to brag about"

Tofurkey by Some Good September 24, 2011

tofurkey 

a turkey of the rare tofu species, found only in remote regions of nepal. each tofurkey was born merely as a slab of tofu. only 1 in 500 will sprout feet at age 2, and subsequently gain other turkish characteristics. each tofurkey has but one goal in life, and that is to be approved by the TNAOVFTWNOA (tofurkey national association of vegetarian food that was nevertheless once alive). once approved, tofurkeys must rigorously study a language. those who study english are sent to either the northeast or california, where most ameriveggies reside. once they complete their migration, around the end of november, they are promptly skinned of any exterior non-tofulike characteristics, and served to the unknowing public.

johnny finkelstein was raised a jewish tofurkey. as he migrated to america to complete his final life task, he tried not to travel on saturdays.

tofurkey by sincerely, ruthie pwns September 30, 2005

tofurkeying 

a dance that incorporates three elements: a goofy chicken dance, Miley Cyrus's twerking, and a gobble-gobble yodel.

Look *insert name here* is tofurkeying all over the dance floor, and it's hawt

tofurkeying by bahyphenated October 16, 2013

cold tofurkey 

"Cold tofurkey" is a term describing the actions of a vegan who gives up his habit or addiction at a single moment, rather than through gradually easing the process through tapering off or supplemental medication. The term allegedly derives from the comparison of a cold tofurkey carcass and the state of a withdrawing addict. It is often preceded by the word 'going', as 'going cold tofurkey'.

I heard Daniella's addicted to facebook...Yea, she is...the only way shes gonna quit it is by going cold tofurkey

cold tofurkey by Zach E November 5, 2006

tofurkey 

A traditional Thanksgiving meal; tofu molded as a shaped of a turkey.

Good thing Jack prepared tofurkey for Thanksgiving, because none of his guests eat meat.

tofurkey by eatbleach December 4, 2010